Ted Nugent cites myriad activities that made up his ‘phenomenal 2015’
Well, well, well, that was fun wasn’t it?
Oh the glory of it all! I don’t know about anyone else, but I sure did have a phenomenal 2015.
I started off the year a little more uppity and mobile than usual with my brand new knees, hunting nonstop through January and February, whacking and stacking magnificent, organic dinner on the hoof beasts aplenty to share pure, nutritious venison with family, friends and charities across the land.
Call me “MeatBoy.”
Entering my 66th American Dream 2015 year full on with maximum spirit and energy, attitude and fire, I rocked my 6,517th fire-breathing R&B Rock ‘n’ Roll concert for the ultimate soulmusic lovers in the world with the ultimate funkbrother rockers that this old Motown guitarplayer could ever dream of.
The hunting and trapping was great all winter long, and the spring fishing was spectacular.
Turkey season saw some delicious thunderchickens bite the dust, and spring bear hunting was a royal rugsteak orgy.
The mystical flight of my arrows was soul-stirring and supremely protein-procuring to say the least.
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