A venison-fueled, generous holiday spirit by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent declares Christmas the best time to thank America’s heroes.

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I don’t know about anybody else out there, but here at the Nugent ranch we are dedicated to maximizing the good in life by fighting nonstop to eliminate as much bad and ugly as we possibly can. Doing so does wonders for improved quality of life and a wonderful sense of “we the people” well-being and inner peace.

Happy is as happy does.

Such intelligent prioritizations have driven my American Dream since before my teenage years due to the Parenting 101 love, guidance and discipline by my wonderful mother and father. It all still works miraculously to this very day.

Immersing myself into the consuming dynamo of my R&B driven rock ‘n’ roll soulmusic orgy with the greatest musicians in the world brought about my greatest tour ever in 2014, more than 50 years later, proving that such prioritizations still work.

SHUTUP&JAM! isn’t just killer music; it is our fiery passion, a way of life.

As an American citizen, I fight the good fight with all that I’ve got every day, and am able to do so because of my incredibly healthy, venison-fueled 66 clean and sober years. Engaging in this unfortunate, illogical, vile culture war is enough to drive a guy batty, but only if we allow ourselves to wimp out and let it get us down.

So when such universal good comes around at Christmastime each December, smart people will milk such joy for all its worth.

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